monica. 17. whats poppin.

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

no:

goldenturdtwopointoh:

cleaning your ears with a q-tip is the best feeling in the world nothing compares

damn btch get laid

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

protip #43

supermoclel:

unsure of your real friends? get a bowl cut and see who stays

seyfriieds:

undefyinq:

I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars 

deadvibe:

i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.”

Benjamin Franklin (via vitael)

Best quote ever

(via stay-alive4urdreams)

evyang4president:

projectjk:

spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

The yota never dies

word up. can’t say that about american cars.

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

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