Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies
"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog
when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true